When I was on the train the other day this well dressed guys walks past me and says, into his cell phone: "WHUUUUZZ UUUPP?" and then started speaking in French. I wanted to laugh really loud. But the French don't do loud, and I was all by myself so there was no one to laugh with, and every time I laugh on the train and I'm by myself people look at me as though I'm really crazy. So I've tried to stop doing that.